TEE SHOTS
taken from http://www.saturdayswindle.co.uk/golfslang.htm
A Sally Gunnell |
Ugly but will run well (a poorly hit shot that goes along the ground for a good distance |
A Paula Radcliffe |
Not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but will run for miles |
A Condom |
Safe but didn’t feel really good |
A Glenn Miller |
Kept low and didn’t make it over the water |
A Yasser Arafat |
Ugly and in the sand |
A Gerry Adams |
A Provisional (playing a second shot if you think your first is lost) |
An O J Simpson |
Got away with it |
A Princess Grace |
Should have taken a driver |
A Michael Jackson |
Gradually fading (going off line) |
A Douglas Bader |
Looked good in the air but didn’t have the legs |
A Ken Livingstone |
Way off left |
A Jean-Marie Le Pen |
Too far right |
An Arsene Wenger |
Everyone saw where it went but you |
FAIRWAY SHOTS
A Kate Winslet |
A little bit far (hitting too much of the ground) but otherwise perfect |
A Kate Moss |
A but thin (hitting too high on the ball) |
A Michael Barrymore |
A long iron |
A Russell Grant |
A fat iron |
A Wilfred Bramwell |
A thin iron |
A Peter Mandelson |
An unbelievable iron |
An Arthur Scargill |
A great strike but a poor result |
A son-in-law |
Not what you wanted but it’ll do |
IN A HAZARD
An Eva Braun |
Picked up in the bunker |
A Saddam Hussain |
Go from bunker to bunker |
A Chuck Berry |
(In the tees) no particular place to go |
A Red October |
Underwater and you won’t find it |
PUTTING
A Cuban |
Ball needed one more revolution |
A Salman Rushdie |
Putt that is impossible to read |
A Rock Hudson |
Thought it was straight but it wasn’t |
A Dennis Wise |
A nasty five footer |
A Diego Maradona |
A very nasty five footer |
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