Some random bio’s of the the Swashbucklers.
Jeremy Assig
SNGC Captain 2011/12 & Presidents Bowl Winner 2009
Nickname: Jez or Jerry
If I was a football team it would be Spurs as usually losing
Handicap: my bag of clubs
Likes: Guinness/cider/lager and Marlboro reds
Dislikes: Extra Cold Guinness ( but will drink it if pushed ) Rain
Motto: Guinness Please
Graham Adams
Nickname: Captain Mainwaring
He has a chest full of major golf honours to his name and usually breakfast down his jumper.
You can always find him on the range or practice areas
Likes: lager or coffee
Dislikes: his picture of superman as he has forgotten to put his tights on
Motto: I can drive further than that.
Honours: SNGC Captain 2010/11, 2005 Surrey National Anniversary Cup – Winner, 2006 Surrey National Order of Merit – Winner, 2008 International Pairs – Finalist (national competition), 2009 International Pairs – Semi finalist (National Competition), Girlie Cup, 2010 Surrey National Presidents Bowl – Winner, 2011 Sutton Green mixed doubles – Winner, 2012 Surrey National Presidents Bowl – Winner, 2012 Surrey National Caterham Cup – Finalist
Denzil Hope
Nickname: Billy No-mate’s
Handicap: Bowl of cheezee chips
Likes: Colour coordinating golf kit followed with a beer, Arsenal
Dislikes: Cider in the winter/ rainy days, … fast play?
Motto: “Hello flower” or “luv”, or “When I was at the Arsenal…”
Phil Macve
Nickname: Mr OCD, Philipo, philious
Handicap: Lifting his head up
Likes: Bright golf clothing, A pint of guinness is his secret lover
Dislikes: Wearing same colour twice, Putts inside 2 foot!!!
Motto: “Like that, came out the middle of the club”… went 100yds,
The one he hits 200yds was hit off centre! reply= what a scabby shot!!!!
Honours: Byron Cup winner 2009, Bourne Cup winner 2009, 2010, 2012, Altonwood Trophy winner 2010, Altonwood Trophy winner 2012, Altonwood Trophy runner up 2011, Mixed Winter Greensomes winner 2009, Mixed Winter Greensomes winner 2010, Mens winter Greensomes runner up 2010, Mixed Winter Greensomes winner 2012/3, Altonwood Trophy Winners 2013, Winter Greensomes Winner 2014.
Mark Wheddon
Nickname: Winkle
Handicap: Height, golf swing
Likes: Cigars, hitting his 7 iron 240 yards, dressing like a jockey, hitting a consistent, massive slice
Dislikes: Hitting the ball straight
Motto: “WHACK, where did that go??” “Don’t go straight!!!”
Honours: 2013/2014 Ryder Cup Co-Captain, 2014/2015 Surrey Hills Captain, Blue Bogey Winner 2014
Wayne Nowak
Honours: Blue Bogey winner 2013
Nickname: One-Club-Wayney
Handicap: Have you seen him take a golf swing
Likes: Alcohol, betting… betting, and talking about betting
Dislikes: Tee shots, approach shots, chip shots, losing bets
Motto: Think I’ll take the rescue club
Honours – Blue Bogey winner 2013, Caterham Cup Winner 2013
Jim Doran
Handicap: Playing in a team
Likes: Cheese chips, hitting a golf shot like a pro(very Rare)
Dislikes: Playing as a team, Greensomes
Motto: Hit it you bender!!
Barry Bone
Nickname: Boney
Likes: Gloria Gaynor
Motto:Boneys gang or “it’s my swindle”.
Sean Savedra
Club Captain 2014 /2015
Club Vice Captain 2013 /2014
Swashbucklers Ryder Cup Captain, 2011, 2012, 2013
Surrey Hills Team Captain 2012, 2013
Bob McNally
A book worm, full of useless information or the boy scout with a Bow & Arrow.
Likes: Going out in first group, Swindle spreadsheet
Mick Losasso
Nickname: Crocodile, the Italian Stallion, Mario
Motto: “I’m like a young Sylvester Stallone”
Grant Adley
Likes: Eagles
Dislikes: Turning up on time
Martin Champion
Picture says it all
Brian Chamberlain
Nickname: The Original YETI, his masters voice or karaoke king
Handicap: Karaoke
Likes: Karaoke, scampi & chips, fish fingers
Motto: “I’m a vegetarian, I’m known for my methane”
Brian Hogben
Steve McNally
Nickname: Boomboom
Simon Bailey
Lee Feasey
Nickname: Coca cola kid
Honours: Captain cup winner 2011, Order of merit winner 2011, Blue bogey runner up, Presidents bowl runner up. 2013/2014 Ryder Cup Co-Captain
Mushtaq Shuja
Nickname: Mushi, The Doctor
Honours: The swindle’s very own consultant surgeon.
We were interested to hear that in 2012 Mushi completed in excess of 300 surgical procedures under anaesthesia. We were slightly more worried when he couldn’t tell us how many operations he carried out whilst awake.
Handicap: Slight hook, massive slice, golf balls with a fear of going into the cup.
Likes: Known to like to check out restaurant kitchens as he’s been observed trying to exit restaurants via the kitchen doors.
Dislikes: Swindle members. Was seen boarding the bus to the airport in Turkey whilst we all waited to get on a bus to the golf course. “I just got on the wrong bus and didn’t see you over there” he smiled. Who can miss the McNally’s ??
Matt Strong
Nickname – Fat Steve Cram, Sheephead, Puddles
Handicap – Hair colour
Likes – drinking, eating, running, sleeping, Manchester City and golf
Dislikes – talking to women, people telling him about his swing, people telling him he swings to fast, wearing a jumper or full sleeved top
Motto – I’ll leave my car here
John Clements
Nickname: Back door Johnny
Graham Loveless
Surrey National Golf Club Captain 2013/2014
Nickname: “CC”, Bandit, Bandito, El Capitano Bandito, Senor El Bandit, etc. etc.
Hew Whitefoord
Likes: Moaning about Swindle handicap
Dislikes: Losing bets
Honours – Caterham Cup Winner 2013, Winter Greensomes Winner 2014
Mike Dohan
Honours: Girlie Cup 2011
Handicap: His nationality
Likes: Being loud, wearing loud troosers
Dislikes: The English
Motto: Hit it you p***y
Colin Town
Likes: Sun cream, baby lotion, Status Quo
Dislikes: Fairways
Pritpal Juttla
Sorry about the picture Prit, but you did bring it up!
Matt Jaggs
Honours: Captain’s Cup Winner 2013
Alan Savill
Nickname: Jimmy? Guns of Sutton
Honours: Winner 2013/2014 Order of Merit
James Murtagh
Nickname – Scottish!! Or ‘McTavish’ according to Jerry after about 8 Guiness
Handicap – Having no hair
Likes – Red Red wine, getting angry like a scotsman
Dislikes – Bad golf shots
Motto – Grrrrrrrrr, oh for f**k sake
Daisy Macve
Nickname – Driving Miss Daisy
Handicap – Getting up early
Likes – Sleeping, Sleeping, Sleeping, winning the money and Sleeping
Dislikes – Getting angry, being annoyed, bad tempered people, bad golf swings
Honours – Too many to mention!
Max Everett-Rose
Nickname Maximus Decimus Meridius
Handicap – Having to shoot under par for 36 points
Likes – women, sausage and bacon ciabatta with loadsa ketchup!!!
Dislikes – Bad golf shots
Motto – She’s a slice potato & I am commander of the Armies of the South, General of the Altonwood Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Lee Feasey.
Alan Gollop
Nickname: Big Al, lamppost, inspector gadget
Handicap: Cutting across the ball!!!!
Likes: Golf, Playing Golf, buying Golf gadgets, Golf clothing, golf shoes, golf clubs
Dislikes: losing to lee (quite a frequent occurance), putting
Motto: “Leave it short of the green so I don’t have to putt”
Honours: N/A ([Lee] can’t imagine there will be any listed in the distant future)
Geoff Duncanson
Dennis O’Driscoll
